Gentlemen, please. Last month, it was "bromances." Here, under protest, we have "mantuaries" and man caves. What kind of lameness is this?

You'll never guess who's sponsoring Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" tour this year.

Oh, what fun a joker could have with songs like "Hotblooded," "Double Vision," "Cold as Ice" and -- Lord help me -- "Urgent."

It's Friday, so I spent some time this afternoon perusing my favorite conservative film-fan Web site, Libertas. Evidently, they've had quite a raucus discussion over there about intelligent design. Ben Stein stars in a controversial new documentary, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.