Only Nixon could go to China. And only George W. Bush can sign the "Second Chance Act," -- which, get this, makes "rehabilitation a central goal of the federal justice system."

No, seriously.

Ralph Peters makes the case today that invading Iraq was a good idea that was badly bungled by the Bush Administration. So far so good -- reasonable people can disagree about that. But then he gets silly:

Bill Kristol isn't a fan of Barack Obama:

I'm a little light-headed. Apparently Bill Clinton went on Rush Limbaugh's show the day of the Texas primary. (Listen to the audio here.)

Oh, my goodness, how many gags can we get out of a report (assuming it's confirmed) that the World's Most Famous Intern will endorse Hillary Clinton for president?