So, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency is arresting illegal immigrants trying to leave the country. Let the mockery begin? Tempting as that may be, the sweeps of departing travellers make sense, which explains why all the right people are upset about them.

Call the Minutemen! Call Lou Dobbs! Call your member of Congress! Illegal immigrants are clearly awful, taking the jobs of Americans and disrupting our culture with their refusal to adapt to American ways!

You know who I'm talking about, don't you? The Irish of course:

Kansas Republicans are going on the offense against illegal immigrants:

The Kansas Republican Party on Friday opened a wide-ranging attack on illegal immigration with a proposed bill that includes repeal of in-state tuition for some undocumented students.