Topic of the Day: A Rant

The continuing rants blaming liberals for the high price of oil are wonderful pieces of literature. Right, the oil man president and his oil man vice, took power when oil was $20 a barrel, and by running this country the way they ran their companies, it is now almost $140. Progress.

And in all the talk about the speculators and the Hummers and the gas tax rebate and China and India, nobody ever mentions that we started a war to get cheap oil, and now oil is up 700 % and rising. Good thing the Arabs are too dumb to buy low and sell high, and too ignorant of Holy Capitalism to corner the market and drive us into bankruptcy. Bin Laden said that was what he was going to do, and now it’s happening. What a coincidence.  

And Bushco is enabling that progress, for a few cents commission on the dollar. The vote on the Windfall Oil Profits Tax exposed what a sham our government is. We are paying the oil companies subsidies, I heard 170 billion dollars, so they can fuck us over, and the Republicans cheer, and block any palliative measures.  

Basic economics; Every drop of oil the Saudis keep underground is gaining value every day. The less they actually sell, the more the rest is worth. The more money they make, the more they can corner the market.  

Basic strategy; The US Military uses up one third of all the oil we can obtain. If we didn’t have that oil, we would not have a military.  

Basic Geopolitics; We produce one third of our oil consumption. We get another third from this hemisphere, and the last third from Moslem lands and Nigeria. If we lost the third from Africa and Arabia, we would have to cut our civilian consumption in half to fed the military.  

If we have to do that, we can blame the Damn Liberals, who have been out of power for eight years, for that too. Other choices? We will still have nuclear subs, we could nuke Arabia, and try to run on radioactive oil. Might look a little callous, perhaps.  

I say drill ANWAR, and the Coastal Shelf, suck every drop of oil out of the ground, and then when that still doesn't help, then maybe the grownups can get to work on alternative energy.  

And when Fort Worth falls into a sinkhole we can blame that on the evil liberals too. 

Until then, we can just rename this country the United Slaves of Exxon or USX for short. We will need a new anthem however. How about “See the USX, in your Slaverolet?” 

Hummm… Needs a little polish, I think.