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In what is believed to have been a scathingly bearish attack against Al Gore's global warming empire, Smokey the Bear held a surprise one-way iceberg-to-earth press announcement earlier this evening.  Transcripts of the announcement have been forwarded to the UN, WTO, and Carter Foundation.  No further traces of  it can currently be found.  It is believed that Smokey confessed to have gotten bored with fighting fires and turned his attention to causing global warming.  Mr. Gore is expected to rebut Smokey's claim shortly.

Meanwhile, a madcap search for the good-bear-turned-bad based upon GPS coordinates of the originating signals have failed to turn up any traces of Smokey or his iceberg, leading some to say that the iceberg must indeed have melted very fast.   With the subsequent discovery  of large chunks of styrofoam in that area, however, the more skeptical opinion that Smokey might well have met with foul play is expected to become a hot topic.  I provide no links because there are none.