Feds: Waterboarding is torture ... when drug dealers do it

Got a taste for irony? How about this bad boy?

Members of a violent gang from Queens that allegedly stole millions of dollars worth of cocaine from drug dealers are facing criminal charges in federal court that include kidnapping and torture, officials said yesterday.

Law enforcement agents began to investigate the gang in 2006 and discovered that the group of police impersonators were kidnapping their victims and then using death threats and various forms of torture, including simulated drowning, to find out the location of drug stashes and proceeds, according to court documents.

Again: The feds are bringing charges for waterboarding.

Let it sink in.

Here's the only rationalization I can figure: When good guys do bad things, it's OK. And we're the good guys. So waterboarding is OK. But bad guys doing bad things is not OK. And drug dealers are the bad guys.

Here's the thing: How do we know the drug dealers are the bad guys? Well, there's the drug dealing, of course. But there's also the waterboarding.

You've got to admire the Justice Department. There's a lot of chutzpah involved in bringing these charges.