There Must Be 50 Ways to Dump Your Pastor

(With appologies to Paul Simon)

The problem, it all comes down to race, he said to me

The solution is simple, if you drop him gingerly

Listen and I’ll help you win the NC primary

There must be 50 ways to dump your pastor

Just find a new church, Lurch

Give up the cross, Ross

You don’t have to pray, Ray

Just get rid of Wright

Cut him off clean, Gene

You don’t have to fuss, much

Just set yourself free, Lee

And you’ll win in NC