Q: is George W. Bush a Dimwitted Moron, or the World's Most Diabolical Evil Genius?

There have been so many passionate assertions throughout the nation as to the character and activities of our sitting president -- but there is a WIDE gap between the two common themes!

A) He’s an EVIL GENIUS:

  • Some argue he masterminded the entire giant 9/11 conspiracy;  Orchestrating the entering of these buildings with explosives, and sneakily placing them in strategic places throughout their structure.  Simultaneously, apparently, he managed to get some airplanes flown in the buildings to disguise the results of the explosives.
  • It is argued that for some contortion of logic, he orchestrated the planting off explosives in the Pentagon, and disguised this with a fictitious legend of a plane crash, or something like that.
  • He orchestrated an external war in Iraq, so that he could seize vast oil reserves and hoard them with his buddies for countless profits (which is taking place now?).
  • Even before holding any powerful national office, he orchestrated the stealing of the Presidential election from a former Vice President, and coerced lifetime-tenured Supreme Court judges to succumb to his will.
  • He apparently orchestrated a team of brilliant scientific minds to develope AIDS, and once attained, began a sinister infusion into the black community.
  • In an unparalleled manipulation of weather, he orchestrated specific hurricane activity to target minority neighborhoods, while apparently using local leadership from the opposition party to defeat any efforts to preemptively evacuate these communities.

These events (and any others I overlook) carried out with such precision and mastery that there are no indisputable firsthand witnesses, no inescapably conclusive "smoking guns", no verifiable leaks, and no turncoats or traitors within the conspiracies....Dia-BOLICAL!!!

... or...

B) He’s an IDIOT:

Is he the vocabulary challenged, dynastically-anointed half-wit successor; who can't correctly perceive his lunch menu, much less world affairs?

Nobody can have it both ways; truly, if you buy into one camp, you can't enjoy the slogans of the other!

 

Unsporting alternate choices lacking inflammatory value:

C)  Often misguided, rather average, well-intentioned man who has fortitude but lacks the vision and brilliance our nation could well have used as an introduction to the 21st century.

D) Best thing that ever happenned to us all.

E) I Can’t make choices about breakfast cereals, much less presidents.

F) I don’t understand the question.

G) YOU don’t understand the question! 

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