'Iron Man' is a New Man of the Right

Robert Downey Jr. — starring in the one of the most anticipated and certain blockbusters of the summer, Iron Man — came out of his year in prison a changed man. He told The New York Times in last Sunday's magazine that spending August 1999 through August 2000 in the joint completely obliterated his Hollywood-chic lefty politics.

“I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here, but you can’t go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal. You can’t. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone else, but it was very, very, very educational for me and has informed my proclivities and politics every since.”

(Suffice it to say he is not one of the Hollywood types who weeps over innocents trapped behind bars.)

Downey gives testimony to the old canard that a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged by reality. No word on whether Paris Hilton had such a conversion in the pokey. (Then again, she's mug-happy in a different sense.)

Joking aside, it is telling that Downey feels the need to admit his political conversion with such sheepishness. Admitting your non-liberalness is an express train ticket to the real Hollywood black list. But it is — in Downey's words — "very, very, very" admirable that Downey has left his destructive, drug-addled days behind him. By Downey's telling, he went to a Burger King along the Pacific Coast Highway on Independence Day 2003, grabbed a meal, then threw all of his drugs into the ocean. I've long had great respect for Downey, the actor. I now have respect Downey, the man. He's grown up.

But even The New York Times could not resist pointing out the irony:

This being America, five years later you can walk into that Burger King, and if you order a Kids Meal you can get your own Robert Downey Jr. action figure, wrapped up in gadget ware.

Good for Downey, and God bless him. I hope the movie turns out as good as his reformed personal life seems to be at the moment.

(HT: Sonny Bunch at The Weekly Standard)