I for one would like to welcome our new plankton overlords

There's an upside to climate change for somebody:

Now, though, a new laboratory study has shown that some types of plankton thrive in water with a low pH created by greatly raising concentrations of carbon dioxide. The plankton that demonstrated this unexpected ability are certain coccolithopores, single-celled plants that are sheathed in Frisbee-like plates rich in calcium. They are a cornerstone of ocean ecosystems and play a significant role, as they die and sink, in taking carbon out of circulation and locking it away in rock.

It's time to stop tracking Big Oil's campaign contributions and start focusing on Big Plankton. I hear the president's already in their ... um, what do plankton have instead of pockets?