Fearless prediction: John McCain will be our next president

John McCain will be the next president of the United States.

It gives me no pleasure to come to this conclusion. I think McCain is wrong on the war, irresponsible on taxes and -- by his own admission -- not terribly knowledgeable about the economy. I do take solace knowing that he's not a slave to the party line; if Bill Clinton invented the "Sister Souljah moment," then McCain is the all-time career leader in the category. But he is not the person I'd like to see in that office.

But Hillary Clinton won't beat him. The Republicans have a 16-year head start on painting her in almost entirely negative terms, with her name featured in bold capital letters in the vast majority of fund-raising letters sent out by the GOP in the last two decades. She is, simply put, radioactive to a large portion of the electorate. Some of this is unfair; some of this maybe not. But she cannot pick up enough of the remaining votes to beat John McCain. And given anger about her primary campaign, she might not be able to count on the support of many Democrats.

But Clinton still wants to win the nomination. She cannot do so through conventional means -- winning the majority of pledged delegates headed to the Denver convention. So her campaign has resorted to the "kitchen sink strategy," doing everything it can to make Barack Obama unpalatable to voters. This may or may not work during the remaining primary campaign; if Obama survives to the general election, though, I believe it will be devastating to his prospects.

It is widely believed that Jeremiah Wright's sermons came to light as the result of a Clinton "oppo dump." Perhaps they would've emerged anyway. And while I think there's a context to Wright's "God damn America" statement -- you might be angry, too, if you came of age as a black man during the transition from Jim Crow to the Civil Rights Era -- I don't think that Obama can put enough distance between himself and his pastor for enough white voters to care. Even if, as I suspect is the case, Obama doesn't share those sentiments himself. You can expect to hear "God damn America!" in advertisements from now until November. Barring some act of political magic -- and, who knows, Obama is the one candidate who might be able to pull it off -- there is no way that doesn't eviscerate a presidential campaign.

That leaves McCain.

Democrats, it might be time to get ready for 2012. We can beat 'em then. I just know it.