Nessie's dead
Posted 47 weeks 5 hours ago byThe Loch Ness Monster is probably dead, the latest casualty of global warming.
"Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years," the Daily Record reports, "the trail has since gone cold and (Nessie hunter Robert Rines) believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming."
Well, that settles it, then. Two wrongs might not make a right, but perhaps two hoaxes make a fact.
Thoughts
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Submitted on February 14th, 2008 by Jim LakelyNo. It was the unicorns first. Then hobbits, elves, and orcs.
The abominable snowman still lives -- but Al Gore assures us he has but six months to live.
Global Warming Killed Bigfoot Too!
Submitted on February 14th, 2008 by The Big KlosowskiI'm pretty sure the abominable snowman was the first victim.